how did it come to this?
adding fuel to my fire babe aint helpin' me not one bit
anyway im suffering from withdrawal symptoms. did i say that? well yeah anyway i am. i am so bad that my hands shake when i get remotely near a computer/phone. so when i get a chance to use it, you damn well be sure i WILL. which is why my pw group members are sitting on the table next to me and doing nothing. when we are supposed to be. but oh well.
okay..part of what i'm gonna do here is to give a funny/refreshing/witty entry to you, dear reader, so here goes:
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okay maybe im not much of a funny/refreshing/witty person right now. dear reader, you must understand, post-tech syndrome is a veeerry tricky syndrome. very tricky indeed. your head gets messed up, your hands shake, you cant control and use even the most basic of all computer functions. 2nd-stage disease symptoms include a sudden hair growth spurt, increased intolerancy of water(where patient starts showering less), bone disorder(where patient starts hunching up to point where he is unable to stand up straight and has to resort to shuffling of feet in a semi-fetal position). one would, at this point start losing control of vocal cords and occasional outbursts of screechy, high-pitched noise would be emitted.
yes, sadly dear reader, the person seems to be showing characteristics of devolution(evolution...de-evolution..geddit?). and that's me. im on the path of no return. soon you'll see me scratching my hairy body swinging from trees to trees and screeching. perhaps if you see me then, you can probably do me a favour and pick out my fleas for me. the downsides of having a hairy body is that stuff invariably nest there.
