how did it come to this?
Rendezvous in Geylang( a joint effort by the aspiring writers of 04A3a)
one lovely evening, john went to geylang lorong 13 (esther)
to check out some pimps and he had a cheecky smile on his face. (ken)
kenneth was with him and he was happily fuddling with his ahemeyes, everyone who saw the pair wondered at their sanity and sexual orientation. (john)
hahaha,those 2 idiots cannot stop fondling each other. so IRRESISTABLE, then they call some certain old virgin called MISS LIM(not weiqi!)(yes it's weiqi!) who wears a purple, revealing dress.
they drooled, each wanting to have her for pleasure for that night. (huiching)
she looked so darn pretty from afar. as they walked towars her, they realised that she was actually a dwarf. a 1m tall dwarf. (yueli)
and so, kenneth and john quickly ran away from her. old virgin lim was devasted. (esther)
old virgin lim decided to check out reality in geylang herself, she thought after living for so long, perhaps tonight is it! (anli)
however, as she walked in, john turned around and called out to her.
"hey babe! why not quit yr job. i'll provide you a living , a home! you may be men's worst nightmare but you are most attractive in my eyes." "my eyes bleed, i'm going blind." "come fly with me." "make me blind." "i love you like heaven and earth green tea." "you are my one n only."
at this point in time, john spottted sexy ms yue in a HOT, sparkling, glittering red dress. "she's gorgeous! my! my fairy!" john flapped his wings. his eyeballs almost fell out. (xiuwen)
oops! his eyeballs really fell out and he DIED. (yingshing)
kenneth picked up the eyeballs and died on the spot. (cindy)
both women were so excited about their death that ms yue carried john's body home and old virgin lim carried kenneths's body home. (joycelyn)
they dressed the dead up in dolly clothes and played with them like barbie dolls.(merianna)
oh! virgin lim was so excited! after dressing kenneth up, she realised that he looked like the dolly anna sui! haha.. so she sent kenneth for a model competition in a large large parcel by a box through the post..... (lydia)
at the other side, ms yue was elated as she was FINALLY able to have john all to herself! she had been yearning for this day! (sarah)
she started to undress the poor dead john's clothes but it was VERY difficult because rigor mortis has set in(he became stiff LAR!) and she didnt want to break anything with her HUGE, POWERFUL arms while undressing him.(me :) )
TO BE CONTINUED.......
